Today, in a first for the world of science and entertainment, Piff the Magic Dragon announces he has cloned his magical assistant, Mr Piffles – The World’s Only Magic Performing Chihuahua™, and it’s working out great.
Star of his own nightly Las Vegas show, and breakout talent of America’s Got Talent, Mr Piffles is now sharing the stage with Mr Piffles 2.0, a genetically identical doggy doppelganger.
The IC$60,000TCMDANINTMTMB tour will showcase the impossible yet undeniable talents of telepathy between the two twins. It will also make you go “awwwww” a lot because they are super cute.
As Piff the Magic Dragon puts it, “Mr Piffles has earned the right to a royal retirement, and for the past ten years I’ve been looking for a replacement. I searched rescue shelters far and wide for a Chihuahua able to live up to the legacy. I needed a dog who could do card tricks, read minds, and withstand being shot out of a cannon nightly. After a decade of fruitless searching, I gave up and googled Barbara Streisand. For the very reasonable price of an Audi Q7, I now have the dog of my dreams. Again.”
In a groundbreaking and possibly barely legal move, a genuine Mr Piffles, with a Certificate of Authenticity / DNA, is now available to purchase from PiffSwag.com for just $120,000.
